Pile High Snack Stadium
Serves: 2
Weldon Lockman
1 January 1970
Based on User reviews:
55
Spice
49
Sweetness
36
Sourness
44
mins
Prep time (avg)
4
Difficulty
Ingredients:
400
Breads (slices)910 g
Cheddar Cheese (divided)1 cup
Sour Cream3630 g
Baby Carrots2270 g
Broccoli FloretDirections:
1
Place a slice of bread on a work surface; top with 1 slice Cheddar cheese and 3 slices ham
2
Cover with a second slice of bread to create a sandwich
3
Repeat with remaining bread slices, Cheddar cheese, and ham
4
Pour salsa con queso into a 3-inch bowl representing the center field logo
5
Draw a logo atop the salsa con queso using chile-garlic sauce and 1 tablespoon sour cream
6
Place bowl in the center of a 9x13-inch baking dish
7
Spread tomatillo salsa into the bottom of the 9x13-inch baking dish and around the center field 'logo' for the 'field'
8
Fill a piping bag with 1/2 cup sour cream
9
Pipe 9 lines of sour cream onto the 'field' representing 10-yard lines
10
Cut two 3-inch pieces of Cheddar cheese representing the base of the goal post
11
Cut pepperoni sticks into two 3-inch pieces, two 2-inch pieces, and four 1-inch pieces
12
Secure each 3-inch piece of pepperoni stick to each Cheddar cheese piece using a toothpick
13
Secure the 2-inch pieces of pepperoni stick horizontally to the 3-inch pieces using a toothpick
14
Secure the 1-inch pieces of pepperoni sticks as the sides of the goal post using toothpicks
15
Place each goal post into the center of a 9x5-inch loaf pan
16
Spread hummus around goal post representing 1 end zone
17
Spread red pepper hummus into the other 9x5-inch loaf pan representing the other end zone
18
Cover a table with a clean disposable table cloth
19
Arrange the 'field' in the center of the table
20
Place 'end zones' on either end of 'field'
21
Secure 2 sets of 5 and 2 set of 2 magazine holders together using duct tape for the 'seating sections'; arrange around the 'field'
22
Fill the 'seating sections' with carrots, broccoli, cheese crackers, blue corn tortilla chips, potato chips, pita chips, and buttery round crackers
23
Arrange the sandwiches around the 'seating sections' using a brick-layer pattern
24
Make 12 'flags' by cutting 1-inch triangles from the Cheddar cheese
25
Secure each 'flag' to a skewer
26
Pierce the flag skewers through sandwich 'walls' around the 'stadium'
27
Make 4 'stadium lights' by cutting 2x1-inch rectangles out of Cheddar cheese
28
Secure each 'light' to 2 skewers
29
Pierce the light skewers around the 4 corners of the 'stadium'
30
Fill the corners of the 'stadium' with nacho-flavored tortilla chips, crunchy cheese puffs, and corn chips