Vegetarian Ribs

Serves: 2

Eloise Gerhold

1 January 1970

Based on User reviews:

48

Spice

50

Sweetness

44

Sourness

39

mins

Prep time (avg)

5.2

Difficulty

Ingredients:

2 cups

Gluten

2 tbsps

Paprika

1 tbsp

Salt

2 cups

Water

1 large

Onion (minced)

1 cup

Olive Oil

Directions:

1

In a large bowl, stir together the gluten, yeast, paprika and salt

2

Pour in the water all at once and quickly mix with a sturdy spoon

3

Additional water may be necessary to moisten all of the dry gluten

4

Don't worry that the ball is rather solid, it is supposed to be

5

Pour off any excess water

6

If you want your ribs chewy, leave the ball just as it is

7

If you want it slightly less chewy, remove it from the bowl and knead for 1 to 2 minutes on a clean surface

8

Return it to the bowl, and coat with smooth peanut butter

9

Set aside

10

Heat the oil in a skillet over medium heat

11

Add onion; cook and stir until golden brown

12

Remove from the heat

13

Pour the onion and oil over the ball of gluten

14

Poke a few times with a chopstick, knife or even a fork, allowing the oil to soak into the ball

15

Let cool

16

When the ball is just warm enough to be manageable, use your hands to mix the oil and onions in

17

There will be a lot of oil that will not mix in and tiny pieces of gluten that will not stay attached

18

That's okay

19

The oil mainly helps the gluten absorb the spice

20

Just mix as much as you can

21

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C)

22

Break off good sized handfuls of dough and shape them into strips by pulling and twisting

23

You want them to be about 4 inches long and 1/2 inch thick

24

Don't try cutting these, or rolling them out, as that will make them behave more like bread and change the texture appreciably

25

Place the strips on a greased baking sheet

26

Bake for 40 minutes in the preheated oven

27

Remove from the oven and coat each piece liberally with barbeque sauce

28

Return to the oven for another 10 minutes