Nacho Normal Cheesecake

Serves: 5

Cody DuBuque

1 January 1970

Based on User reviews:

61

Spice

47

Sweetness

49

Sourness

36

mins

Prep time (avg)

5.4

Difficulty

Ingredients:

2 tbsps

Sugar

2 tbsps

Lemon Juice

3 large

Egg

3 tbsps

Sour Cream

1 tbsp

Milk

Directions:

1

Make the cheesecake: Beat the cream cheese with a mixer until smooth

2

Add 2/3 cup sugar, the lemon zest, lemon juice and vanilla; beat well

3

Beat in the eggs one at a time

4

Tint the batter orange with yellow and red food coloring

5

Spray a 9-inch pie plate with cooking spray

6

Pour in the batter; bake at 350 degrees F until puffed and almost set, 25 to 30 minutes

7

Mix the sour cream and the remaining 1/4 cup sugar; spread over the hot cheesecake and bake 5 more minutes

8

Let cool, then chill 2 hours

9

Make the chips: Unroll the pie dough on a lightly floured surface and roll it out to flatten slightly

10

Brush the dough with the milk and sprinkle with the sugar

11

Cut the dough into 2 1/2-inch-wide strips

12

Cut each strip into as many 2 1/2-inch triangles as possible

13

Place the triangles about 1 inch apart on 2 parchment-lined baking sheets

14

Bake in batches at 450 degrees F until lightly golden, 7 to 10 minutes

15

Transfer to a rack and cool completely

16

Make the salsa and garnishes: Cut the Swedish Fish into 1/2-inch pieces and toss with 2 tablespoons strawberry jam

17

For the chiles, cut the green licorice on the diagonal into 1/8-inch-thick slices

18

For the olives, cut the black licorice dots into 1/4-inch-thick rounds

19

Use a straw or pastry tip to remove a circle from the center of each round

20

Tint the sour cream orange with yellow and red food coloring to look like melted cheese

21

Spoon the orange sour cream into a resealable plastic bag

22

Press out the excess air and seal

23

Press the pie chips into the cheesecake

24

Add the black licorice, chocolate-covered raisins and some green licorice and jam-coated Swedish Fish

25

Snip a small corner from the bag of orange sour cream and pipe a few dots on the cheesecake for the melted cheese

26

Serve with extra chips on the side, and make extra salsa by mixing leftover candies and jam

27

Photograph by Kat Teutsch